I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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