If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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