This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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