In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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