WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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