I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Randomize
