is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
