fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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