oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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