We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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