It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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