oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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