do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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