i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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