Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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