I bet he comes in French.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Randomize
