By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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