yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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