It's Friday. Sex?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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