Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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