This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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