You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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