I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.