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Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?