I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!