Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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