Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night