We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just wanna be euthanized
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties