just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution