i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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