dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
