I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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