so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Fuck appropriateness.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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