its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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