it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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