Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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