I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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