is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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