Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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