I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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