I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize