im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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