She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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