Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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