Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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