she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.