I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I enjoy the company of your penis