is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The convent might be a nice break from real life