i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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I AM VODKA MAN
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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