so explain again why im purple
no
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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