have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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