I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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