Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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