You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Randomize