Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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