I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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