But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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