Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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