careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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