never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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