I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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