Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
did you just send me my own nude
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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