I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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