He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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